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12-12-2020 06:41 PM |
An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Roy storms off to the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious Roy, yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKIN AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!
To which Bessie replies....."shoulda bought a hat Roy, shoulda bought a hat!"
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