God vs. teacher
 

~a good story~

<font color="blue">A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and
Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist,
and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, 'GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min. The lecture room fell
silent.. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, 'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the
platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and
sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in
silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at
the Marine and asked, 'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did
you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting America 's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an
idiot... So HE sent me.'

The classroom erupted in cheers!
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