Re: joke
Another favorite, possible already posted here.
Once upon a time an airline pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!!!!"
And the airline pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never had to pay child support or alimony and kept his house and cars and guns and ate cold leftover meals potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The End.
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