joke

[Charley Lillard]

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. The caller complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
​Just because I'm a Senior Citizen doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged. ​
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year--that these windows would pay for themselves in a year
"It's been a year, so they're paid for ​"
I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up.
He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.