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Old 11-30-2012, 02:34 PM
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Default So I jump ship in Hong Kong.....

....and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

<span style="font-style: italic">A looper?</span>

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one...big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.

Do you know what the Lama says?

<span style="font-style: italic">Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.</span>

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, &quot;Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.&quot;

And he says, &quot;Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.&quot;

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.



I love this stupid movie. [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/grin.gif[/img]
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