How Old Are You?-Memory Test

[Mr70]

A good ole Americana test.
There are 20 questions & the average score is 12.
It will help if you are over 50!..But not if you forget things easily.
Answers at the end,(don't peek)..Have fun!


<u>1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?</u>

A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

<u>2. Before he was Muhammad Ali, he was...</u>

A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay

<u>3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...</u>

A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered

<u>4. Good night David.</u>

A. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve

<u>5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...</u>

A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

<u>6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...</u>

A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo

<u>7. ****,**** ...</u>

A. You're a ****
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom

<u>8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...</u>

A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines

<u>9. Hey kids! What time is it?</u>

A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time

<u>10. Lions and tigers and bears...</u>

A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run

<u>11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...</u>

A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu

<u>12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...</u>

A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

<u>13. Brylcream....</u>

A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya

<u>14. I found my thrill...</u>

A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill

<u>15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...</u>

A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno

<u>16. Name the Beatles...</u>

A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

<u>17. I wonder, wonder, who..</u>

A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

<u>18. I'm strong to the finish...</u>

A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto

<u>19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...</u>

A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV

<u>20. What do M &amp; M's do?</u>

A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E.. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors


Below are the answers:
1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
1 3. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
Charleys' allowed to wear glasses when he prematurely looks at these..

[TXZS]

I missed two, but I am over 60. #7 did not make sense to my aged mind until I saw the answer.

[ORIGLS6]

Nailed it! And no help from the Peanut Galllery.

I guess the alzheimers isn't too bad today.






****, ****... Pants on fire.
Your nose is longer than a telephone wire.

[JimL78]

I missed 7 and 10. I didn't even have to guess at any of the others. I guess I'm old.
Jim

[Dog427435]

[ QUOTE ]
I missed 7 and 10. I didn't even have to guess at any of the others. I guess I'm old.
Jim

[/ QUOTE ]


Same for me - welcome to my party!!

[Rixls6]

I had all 20, but changed my answer on 14 from G to B. I thought the first line of that would be "I found my freedom"

[SmallHurst]

I missed 5 but I am under 40! Do I know too many commericals and old shows?

[427TJ]

I'm getting to the point where I find my thrill in blueberry muffins.

[1970Ls6]

i got 9 right, but i'm under 20!

[ANDY M]

I got 19 right, without looking at the choices offered. #7 confused me, but that's not that hard to do anymore.