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joke
Subject: dinner w/the parents
>A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have >dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the >girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would >like to go out and make love for the first time. > >Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so >he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The >pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy >everything there is to know about condoms and sex. > > >At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms >he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy >insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather >busy, it being his first time and all. > >That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and >meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to >meet my parents, come on in!" > >The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the >girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace >and bows his head. > >A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head >down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. >Finally, after twenty minutes with his head down, the girlfriend >leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were >this religious." > >The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was >a pharmacist!" |
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Re: joke
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Re: joke
That's good stuff Chris!
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Re: joke
DRUNK
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him. The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head. A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in hopeless anguish cries, "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
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