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Motion Camaro
09-25-2008, 06:35 PM
<font color="blue">PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk
Group Says Move Would Help Humans, Cows
POSTED: 1:48 pm EDT September 23, 2008
UPDATED: 9:53 am EDT September 24, 2008
WATERBURY, Vt. -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield,
cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with .... </font>
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SmallHurst
09-25-2008, 06:52 PM
I can't even think up a good response to this one other than PETA seems to care more about animals than their fellow humans!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
pSYCo
09-25-2008, 07:00 PM
...I've got nipples. can you milk me ??? ( meet the parents )
YenkoYS-199Stinger
09-25-2008, 07:08 PM
They talked about this on CNBC yesterday.
What will be next with them. Limited edition B&J ice cream with celebrity breast milk. Can we choose the celebrity? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif
SmallHurst
09-25-2008, 07:20 PM
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They talked about this on CNBC yesterday.
What will be next with them. Limited edition B&J ice cream with celebrity breast milk. Can we choose the celebrity? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif
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The precentage of silicon may be larger than anticipated!!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif
They have the breast ice cream.
Born30YrsLate
09-25-2008, 09:14 PM
...I'm starting a dairy farm...instead of baling hay and chopping corn I'll probably have to take them out to dinner...
1970Bluel78
09-25-2008, 09:36 PM
Ok I'll be the first, I recommend Linda Vaughn as first donor
PeteLeathersac
09-25-2008, 09:44 PM
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...I'm starting a dairy farm...instead of baling hay and chopping corn I'll probably have to take them out to dinner...
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Friggin' funny...I just about spit out my coffee reading that!.
Sounds like any responsible farmer of these heifers would have good reason to give up the automated system and go back to hand milking!?.
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Tenney
09-25-2008, 10:38 PM
Show us your Ben & Jerry's!
Kim_Howie
09-25-2008, 10:49 PM
YOU GUYS ARE SICK http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif
ORIGLS6
09-25-2008, 11:11 PM
Fred, do you still milk by hand?
COPO 70 RS/Z28
09-25-2008, 11:44 PM
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...I'm starting a dairy farm...instead of baling hay and chopping corn I'll probably have to take them out to dinner...
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Dibs on first application for barn supervisor. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex023.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals!!!!
showyourauto
09-25-2008, 11:53 PM
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They have the breast ice cream.
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Best. Pun. Ever. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif
L72COPO
09-25-2008, 11:54 PM
Eddie Martin, are you listening?
Don
njsteve
09-26-2008, 01:01 AM
Gotta love these lunatic whackos.
Did they forget that human milk can transmit the AIDs virus as well as other communicable diseases and illegal drug addictions?
Is PETA going to set up mandatory breastmilking farms to forcibly separate the vast quantities of the luscious lactosial liquid from lactating ladies?
Will they then drug/disease test every drop prior to shipping it to Ben and Jerry’s?
Sorry, I thought I'd just go on a rant for a moment. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Anyway, if they are looking for amateur de-milking engineers I would be happy to learn. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif
68427caprice
09-26-2008, 01:29 AM
I think the milking should be (as per above) Mandatory.
Look forward to it.
showyourauto
09-26-2008, 02:07 AM
correction:
Breast. Pun. Ever.
VintageMusclecar
09-26-2008, 03:11 AM
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PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals!!!!
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Got that right.
http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/PrimeRibRoast3.jpg
http://www.michaeljordansteaks.com/store/pc/catalog/porterhouse_2283_detail.jpg
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1387/539157111_e91220c159.jpg
http://www.siouxfallscatering.com/menu/images/fried_chicken_pic.jpg
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njsteve
09-26-2008, 04:24 AM
The best bumper sticker I ever saw was:
If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat!
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showyourauto
09-26-2008, 07:33 AM
I didn't know that the milk bar in "A Clockwork Orange" was actually a futuristic Ben and Jerry's...
x Baldwin Motion
09-30-2008, 03:59 AM
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Fred, do you still milk by hand?
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http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/15/275px-Meettheparentsinter.jpg
tell the truth now!!
Born30YrsLate
10-04-2008, 01:24 AM
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Fred, do you still milk by hand?
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http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/15/275px-Meettheparentsinter.jpg
tell the truth now!!
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I will say this...I've always been a hands-on kind of guy, dairy farming is in my blood (I still help an uncle bale hay in the summer - it ain't summer unless there's hay to throw around!), and research has shown, and most people will agree, that enjoying your job is important... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Eddie M.
10-06-2008, 05:54 AM
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Eddie Martin, are you listening?
Don
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Sorry Don I just came on to this
after reading some of the posts here I'm kinda liking the idea but I think trying to keep peta away from here would be easier then all the guys that would show up wanting milk for free but then I would have plenty of people that would want to work. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Two scoops of vanilla Vaughn in a double D cup to go please.. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Donutblue
10-06-2008, 06:54 AM
This is not going to work, basically because it's not economical. You stick the cows head into a bale of hay, grab the utter and there ya go a bucket of milk -- Want human breast milk -- better plan on an expensive dinner and some jewelry before you grab those babies. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif
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