Will uptight Ebay allow this description?

[SuperNovaSS]

I have this auction scheduled for this afternoon. Here is the description. Am I asking for trouble? Seems harmless to me:

This is a factory GM deep groove crank pulley for small block Chevy engine with a short water pump. The part number is 3858533 BJ. This pulley is commonly referred to by people in the know as a "BJ". You only got a BJ if you ordered a high performance car from the dealer. Although, some clever patrons found that they could simply order a BJ from the friendly employee at the dealer parts counter. This particular BJ is very clean, not sloppy like many you've had in the past. There is no nicking or scraping on this BJ, it is smooth and straight. If you have been trying to get a very clean original BJ at a good price, look no further. This BJ is up for auction at No RESERVE. This is your chance to get a factory 3858533BJ deep groove pulley at NO RESERVE! Don't Miss Out! Check out my other auctions for more rare and hard to find muscle car parts. GOOD LUCK!



Jason http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[al8apex]

they don't like it when you "editorialize" but embellishments seem to be ok

[92646]

You could of added GFE to make the ad appealing to more people.
Mark Sheppard

[AutoInsane]

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif Too Funny!!

[x Baldwin Motion]

It appears there will be a happy ending for both parties with this BJ auction. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif

[SuperNovaSS]

I'm going to let it go. What's the worst that could happen?
I like the happy ending line http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif In fact, I'm going to add it to the description! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

Jason

[agtw31]

lmao,ill laugh if it stays,some prude will turn it in.

just dont put money order or even PMO in the listing and youll be alright.

[SuperNovaSS]

And it begins:

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[300deluxeL79]

hell, i don't even need the pulley and i want to bid. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[m22mike]

Just checked out the peebait listing...outstanding

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I dought if they will get it

[oboym]

Questions from other members

Q: I'd like this pulley BJ on my crank. Have you any other "deep groove" items?

Answered on Jun-04-09
A: Sorry, this is the only deep groove I have. I long for more than just a single BJ. I can dream......... Jason http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[x Baldwin Motion]

It's an awfully small hole for my crank...
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[SuperNovaSS]

Thanks for the question Steve. You set um up, I'll knock um down. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif


Jason

[al8apex]

I started the bidding for you ... not sure if I could use a BJ, but you never know when one will come in handy

[x Baldwin Motion]

Q: Will the purchaser of your BJ (pulley) need any type of buyer protection? Jun-05-09

A: As always protection is up to the buyer. That being said, you should not need protection with this BJ. The pictures do not do this BJ justice. The best way to get a feeling for how nice this BJ is would be in person and the BJ should be bare. I would recommend making it bare with the use of a little stripper. Sandpaper is quite scratchy and wirewheels are abrasive and leave marks. I would not let sandpaper or wires anywhere near this BJ, a stripper it the way to go. However, If you do use a stripper, I would recommend protection as strippers can make you burn. Good Luck, Jason
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[al8apex]

I am still the high bidder!!!

Question & Answer Answered On
Q: If i pay for the BJ and it isnt what I expected can I get a refund? IE ... Will you guarantee that if i receive the BJ i will have a happy ending. Thanks Jun-05-09
A: Yes, as long as you return a BJ as good or better that than it was given to you then I will give you your money back. Please, just don't give others the BJ you bought from me before giving the BJ back to me. We are still talking about a pulley, right? Jason
Q: My wedding anniversary is coming up. Do you think my wife would be interested in giving me this item as a gift? How do you think I should drop the hint that I really, REALLY want it? Jun-05-09
A: I'm sure if your wife knows your are a high revving individual, then she knows you could really use a BJ. I think the best way to show your wife that you need a BJ is to spin your belt off a few times when she is with you. After seeing you with no belt she is bound to be begging to give you a BJ. After all, after all these years with no BJ, who could pass up a man who already has taken off his belt. I hope you get your BJ, Jason
Q: Will the purchaser of your BJ (pulley) need any type of buyer protection? Jun-05-09
A: As always protection is up to the buyer. That being said, you should not need protection with this BJ. The pictures do not do this BJ justice. The best way to get a feeling for how nice this BJ is would be in person and the BJ should be bare. I would recommend making it bare with the use of a little stripper. Sandpaper is quite scratchy and wirewheels are abrasive and leave marks. I would not let sandpaper or wires anywhere near this BJ, a stripper it the way to go. However, If you do use a stripper, I would recommend protection as strippers can make you burn. Good Luck, Jason
Q: I'd like this pulley BJ on my crank. Have you any other "deep groove" items? Jun-04-09
A: Sorry, this is the only deep groove I have. I long for more than just a single BJ. I can dream......... Jason

[mockingbird812]

Have you guys done this act before? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hmmm.gif Too funny!


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[SuperNovaSS]

The questions just keep rolling in.

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Jason http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Rixls6]

Who ever said Ebay couldn't be entertaining?
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[m22mike]

Holy Crap....can this get any better http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
This has to be the best Q & A of any peebait listing ever... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[mockingbird812]

Mike - it just goes to show that "BJs" mean more to us than we thought http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif. Seems to be on everyones mind! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hmmm.gif This frank and open discussion appears to be therapeutic http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif !

[al8apex]

all the text so far so you don't have to click:

Question & Answer Answered On
Q: I am very interested in purchasing your factory bj. I have had some bad experiences in the past with bad bj's I bought that didnt fit my 69. I was told they were original bj's, which they weren't and I was toldly dissatisfied with the quality of their bj's. Are you sure I will like the quality of your bj ? Jun-08-09
A: Check the earlier questions. This BJ will not work with your 69 becuase your unit is too long. The factory did not make a BJ for a long unit. Jason
Q: Would this BJ work with a stroker? Jun-08-09
A: The BJ will work with an engine that has been stroked. There are a few things to keep in mind though. The BJ can not be used while the engine is being stroked, it will get in the way. Also, some users may have trouble getting any benefits from the BJ after being stroked. If you plan to stroke it, I would save the BJ for later. That being said, you may want to keep a BJ around just in case you are not satisfied with the results of srtoking your engine. Jason
Q: Without trying it first, would there be any way to know in advance, if the BJ could have an adverse effect on balance? Jun-07-09
A: BJs are known for throwing off balance. Many old racer's say that a BJ throws the balance off just enough to relax harmonics at high RPMs. In fact, many old racers used to sneak in a BJ after tech inspection just before hitting the track. If tech caught them, the racer owed them the BJ. I hope this helps, Jason
Q: I am only interested in 69's ... that is my favorite. I see in your listing that 69 is noticible absent. Is this simply an omission.... or can modifications be made to make it correct for a 69? I know I probably could use it for a 69, but I want it to be absolutely perfect. Jun-07-09
A: I believe you are out of luck in having this BJ as part of your 69. This is due to the water pump length. 68 and earlier use a short unit and 69 and up uses a long unit. This BJ is only intended for short units. Contrary to popular opinion, the size of your unit does make a difference. I hope this helps, Jason
Q: If i pay for the BJ and it isnt what I expected can I get a refund? IE ... Will you guarantee that if i receive the BJ i will have a happy ending. Thanks Jun-05-09
A: Yes, as long as you return a BJ as good or better that than it was given to you then I will give you your money back. Please, just don't give others the BJ you bought from me before giving the BJ back to me. We are still talking about a pulley, right? Jason
Q: My wedding anniversary is coming up. Do you think my wife would be interested in giving me this item as a gift? How do you think I should drop the hint that I really, REALLY want it? Jun-05-09
A: I'm sure if your wife knows your are a high revving individual, then she knows you could really use a BJ. I think the best way to show your wife that you need a BJ is to spin your belt off a few times when she is with you. After seeing you with no belt she is bound to be begging to give you a BJ. After all, after all these years with no BJ, who could pass up a man who already has taken off his belt. I hope you get your BJ, Jason
Q: Will the purchaser of your BJ (pulley) need any type of buyer protection? Jun-05-09
A: As always protection is up to the buyer. That being said, you should not need protection with this BJ. The pictures do not do this BJ justice. The best way to get a feeling for how nice this BJ is would be in person and the BJ should be bare. I would recommend making it bare with the use of a little stripper. Sandpaper is quite scratchy and wirewheels are abrasive and leave marks. I would not let sandpaper or wires anywhere near this BJ, a stripper it the way to go. However, If you do use a stripper, I would recommend protection as strippers can make you burn. Good Luck, Jason
Q: I'd like this pulley BJ on my crank. Have you any other "deep groove" items? Jun-04-09
A: Sorry, this is the only deep groove I have. I long for more than just a single BJ. I can dream......... Jason

I may have to bow out as I do not have a short unit, mine is long on all of our cars, mine are too new, so we don't have any short ones.

[SOM2001SS]

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

[SuperNovaSS]

Up to 17 worthy questions http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

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[SuperNovaSS]

Now up to 27 worthy questions and almost 6500 hits.


The latest:

Question & Answer Answered On

Q: Hi, I was wondering if you were willing to rent out the BJ? I only need it for about 5-10 minutes. Jun-11-09
A: Absolutely not. I have found that owner's of BJs treat them much better than those who you them ad return them. Ask yourself if your you would rent out a BJ. Those who rent out BJs are known as Persons Incharge of Managing Pulleys. Ask yourself if you truely want to be a PIMP. Jason
Q: Would there be any way to modify this BJ to fit on my 94 Z28? I know it's kind of young. Jun-11-09
A: I would not recommend it. Your car is just 15. You will be criticized for using a pulley that is over 40 on you 15 year old. Stick with parts under 18 years old on your car if you decide the car is old enough to modify at all. Jason
Q: I've tried several non-factory BJs in the past. The problem is that, after a little use, some lube builds up inside the lips of the pulley. Will this BJ tolerate lube build-up or will I need to look for other BJs from other people after each installation? Jun-11-09
A: Hmmm, you should get your belts checked out and get a new mechanic. Lube is not necessary on the BJ or on the belt itself. If the other BJs you had in the past were used, you may have bigger problems. They may have been a Clearly Loose Abrasive Pulley, known as the CLAP. Get those old pulleys checked out and don't buy this one if they were positive for the CLAP as you other assesories could pass the CLAP onto this pulley. Jason
Q: Hi. I have a Japanese car. My friend says that Japanese cranks are just as big as American cranks, but I've heard otherwise. Will this BJ work for me? Jun-11-09
A: I have not had any experience with cranks other than my own so I cannot say for sure. I have heard many friends talk about their cranks before but have always thought they were imbellishing. I never really understood that. Looking at the block of a standard Japanese 4 or 6 cylinder, I cannot imagine a crank the size of a V8. I don't think many Japanese engines would have a use for a BJ anyway. Most use a single serpantine belt to satisfy the needs of all there bolt ons with one belt. Pretty smart I must say, but they sacrificed the BJ when they did it. Too big of a price in my opinion. Jason
Q: I have been needing this BJ for a long time. Been years since I last had one. Is there anyway it will perform like the video's I find on the internet? Jun-11-09
A: Be careful what you wish for. Many videos on the internet are interesting to watch but you need to ask yourself if what you see is really what you want. I saw a video of a man running a BJ and an RJ at the same time. Personally, I don't think my engine could handle both of those. In fact, the idea of running an RJ pulley really never appealed to me personally. A good old fashioned BJ may be just what you need. Jason
Q: I would like to point out to your bidders that since this is a double belt pulley, it is like getting two BJ's for the price of one. And with the fed gov. now owning GM the chances of them ever offering BJ's again will be slim to none. And though the new electric cars 'Bamy will be mandating them to build will make a sucking sound, an actual BJ will not be offered on future models. So bid high and bid often for this rare piece of...... Sorry, I had to clean the screen. Jun-11-09
A: Thanks for the info. All proper BJs have a double pulley. A single pulley BJ would be a rip-off. Sometimes I like to use one groove and others I use both. Its the quality and versatility of a true GM BJ that really helps an owner's crank feel secure. Jason
Q: I'm already stroked and bored. I really think I need this BJ on my ride, but my only concern is that this BJ might come with some unwanted vibration. I'd hate it if a piston damaged my ring or broke my rod, but if you could confirm that it would fit, then I'd take the plunge. Thanks. Jun-11-09
A: You should dive right into this BJ. This BJ will protect your stroke by keeping your belt from coming off at inoppertune times. A bj will not cause vibrations that will damage your engine. While we are on the subject, if you have a damaged piston, rod, or ring you should forget about a BJ and call you engine physician immediately. While BJs are a nice bolt on, its the internals of your engine that you need to look out for the most. I hope all works out well so you can enjoy a BJ someday.
Q: hey, nice auction btw......i noticed this BJ has red lips,will they leave any residue on my belt? Jun-11-09
A: The orange red is o the outside. The insides of the lips are bare. I undestand your concern. If your belt had residue, onlookers would surely be wise to the fact that you got a BJ recently. While a BJ can be bragging rights in certain situations, in others it can be a painful costly experience. Rest assured, you will be residue free. Jason
Q: I really am sorry to question the quality of your BJ but should I expect a new in the package and never previously enjoyed BJ for this kind of money? Jun-11-09
A: Absolutely not. This is an experienced BJ which is much better in my opinion. A never used BJ can cause scrapes in you belt and does not do as well with a long stroke. A well cared for used BJ is the way to go. Jason
Q: Can this BJ be used on Canadian buit High revving engines? There are some days and nights that are cold up here. To have to get things going again with cold hands, after a belt has been thrown, is uncomfortable. It would be good if the deep groove pulley crossed borders. Jun-10-09
A: This BJ does not descriminate. It will work on any crank that has the right bolt pattern. Your belt will fit deep into this groove so the chance of pulling out is slim. Jason
Q: Just wanted to Know how long this BJ will last? Jun-10-09
A: It depends how hard you are on it. If you are easy on it it could last for generations. Wouldn't it be something if your daughter could be giving this BJ to her son? Jason
Q: i have a big crank and a long stroker if i stand my big crank up will the BJ still work its a cummings Jun-10-09
A: I'm sorry, I don't think this BJ is a good match for your cummings. You are welcome to try. Many say that a pulley is a pulley. Unfortunately, the times of getting a BJ from your Dodge dealer are a thing of the past.
Q: i was told its not a good idea to buy used BJs on the internet. its frowned upon due to the many variables in the shafts and the risk of dropping belts? Jun-09-09
A: Maybe the person who gave you this false info wants this BJ for their own. Nothing is worse than seeing a friend get a BJ that you really wanted for your self. Jason
Q: Say, like many guys, my crank has a slight bend to it- will this BJ work with a bent crank? I don't want to drop my belt at an inopportune moment! Also, I don't have access to any stripper- the wife won't let me keep any on hand- is it possible to enjoy a dirty BJ just as it comes? My standards are admittedly low, and pretty much any BJ will probably be fine by me. Any tips on how to get one of those off? Jun-09-09
A: The BJ will not be affected by a bent crank. You may wat to have your crank checked out by the machine shop do make sure it can be used. A dirty BJ is still a good BJ, but the grime may nick your belts and nicks are bad. The BJ is currently removed from the crank. If you need to get the crank off of the BJ later I recommend long smooth motions rather than quick jerky ones. If you use jerky motions the BJ may get the crank off too quickly and you may get hit in the face. I hope this helps, Jason
Q: I plan on using your BJ on my Old crank. (crank is out of a 59 Belair) My wife says it wont work and wants to watch when I try to get your BJ onto my old crank. I hope to win and show her I am still capable of rebuilding an engine at my age. Jun-09-09
A: That usually costs extra. With this BJ, you can do whatever you want with it once you pay for it. If you need any help with the BJ that will definitely cost you extra. Jason
Q: Wow! I paid at least double for my bj. This is an excellant price. Jun-08-09
A: Yes, this BJ is currently very cheap. I imagine many bidder's are waiting until the last minute to keep ths BJ a secret from their significant other. Jason
Q: I have a really big crank (6cyl) can I get it stroked and still use the BJ ? Jun-08-09
A: I doubt this BJ would be useful on a 6 cylinder. I don't think the crank would be the problem. This BJ has spent its life on wild V8s and a think your engine may be a disappointment. I think you should be looking for the HJ pulley. There is nothing wrong with a good HJ. Jason
Q: This item appears to have been around the block more than a few times,do any of the holes appear to be bored,drilled or oblong? Any idea how long this BJ might last? Thank you Jun-08-09
A: This BJ is a pulley of experience. It has been used, not abused. This BJ has been around for over 40 years and I believe it is just being broken in. If treated properly, you may be able to pass this BJ onto you sons and grandsons. That would be a BJ that lasted 3 generations. Jason
Q: Does my reciprocating assembly need to be modified in any way to accept your BJ? I'm running a 10-10. Also, do you have a recommended lubricant in order to properly mount your BJ on my assembly? I'm concerned about chafing of the flange. Jun-08-09
A: A cut or modified crank will not affect this BJ. This BJ requires no lube. If you feel it is necessary to lube this BJ I would use a flavored lube just in case things get messy upon assembly. Jason
Q: I am very interested in purchasing your factory bj. I have had some bad experiences in the past with bad bj's I bought that didnt fit my 69. I was told they were original bj's, which they weren't and I was toldly dissatisfied with the quality of their bj's. Are you sure I will like the quality of your bj ? Jun-08-09
A: Check the earlier questions. This BJ will not work with your 69 becuase your unit is too long. The factory did not make a BJ for a long unit. Jason