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Kim_Howie
12-04-2009, 05:49 PM
Do you when your girlfriend is too fat!!!
When she fits in your wifes clothes http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif
Ngtflyr
12-04-2009, 08:59 PM
Not a 70's car commercial:
Mercedes commercial (http://marketingworkshops.ca/wordpress/2009/12/04/tgif-funny-mercedes-commercial/)
Ngtflyr
12-04-2009, 11:51 PM
It's Friday so here's another one:
A college professor had been out with colleagues having some drinks at the local watering hole. As he left his friends he knew that he was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" said the officer. "I'm going to a lecture." The man said. "And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" The cop asked. "My wife." said the man.
Kim_Howie
12-05-2009, 12:08 AM
Been there!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif
Dog427435
12-05-2009, 02:21 AM
[b] You talkin' about me??
http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t114/dog427435/1218%20ashbridge/cfooderof2.jpg
Kim_Howie
12-05-2009, 03:17 AM
We maybe gittin carried away here. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif
x Baldwin Motion
12-05-2009, 05:17 AM
There is NO WAY the hood of that car could hold that ...that...weight?
Kim_Howie
12-05-2009, 05:27 PM
Let alone the front end!!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif
69 Post Sedan
12-05-2009, 06:23 PM
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Do you know when your girlfriend is too fat!!!
When she fits in your wifes clothes http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif
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For some odd reason...my wife didn't seem to think that joke was funny. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif
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