TIGER

[COPO CARTEL]

Well.. since T. Woods is losing or has lost a portion of his sponsors that he endorses their products...I was just thinking maybe BP (British Petroleum) could pick him up...the new slogan could be "Put a little Tiger in your tank" or "Scank"....or Trojan "You can ride a Winner". Maybe I should have been in advertising writing slogans and jingles. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[SSJunkie68-69]

Nike has a new slogan: "Just Do Me"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?;--Santa only has three "Ho's"...

What do Tiger Woods and a plumber have in common?;--Neither knows how to cover his ass...

[lzdick]

http://usera.ImageCave.com/lzdick/Tiger Santa.bmp.jpg

[lzdick]

This photo was taken last Sunday in Jacksonville (during a time out)...when the Texans were playing the Jaguars.

http://usera.ImageCave.com/lzdick/Elin Tiger.bmp.jpg

No explanation needed. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[m22mike]

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This photo was taken last Sunday in Jacksonville (during a time out)...when the Texans were playing the Jaguars.

http://usera.ImageCave.com/lzdick/Elin Tiger.bmp.jpg

No explanation needed. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

That's some funny ass crap right there.. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[BARRY]

tiger has been shoting at the wrong hole

[jtower1969]

I was always under the impression the penalty for playing the wrong hole was a "DQ" from the tournament...not a 3 wood to the face...........poor Tiger..wait until the NY fans get a hold of him next year.... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[70 Forest Green Zee]

Speaking of Tiger......here's one that's bound to put a smile on your face....


It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[lzdick]

http://usera.ImageCave.com/lzdick/Tiger 18 holes.bmp.jpg

[wheelhop]

Finally some good news today! Tiger Woods has picked up a new sponsor! Viagra.

[Donutblue]

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Finally some good news today! Tiger Woods has picked up a new sponsor! Viagra.

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Thats all he needs now, another stroke with his putter !

[Kim_Howie]

Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! How sad!! Just maybe some of these woman where hired?? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif who knows. Something to think about.

[COPO CARTEL]

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Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!! How sad!! Just maybe some of these woman where hired?? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif who knows. Something to think about.

[/ QUOTE ] I will have some of that stuff that Kim is smoking. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Can-I-Have-It.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[lzdick]

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Well it took the news dickheads 15 years to git something on this man!!!

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Kim, I'm thinking your hat is on too tight...

http://usera.ImageCave.com/lzdick/thinking cap.jpg

[Kim_Howie]

Now your trying to tell me the media doesn't make things up. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif WHO'S smoking what!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif

[1970Bluel78]

I heard he is gonna play under a new name....

Lion Cheetah Woods

[lzdick]

'Tiger comes clean with the painful truth.'

SNL skit (http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/tiger-woods-accident/1182383/)

...preceeded by a short commercial.

[Kim_Howie]

See that proves my point they make things up. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bs.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/CharleySucks.gif

[SSJunkie68-69]

Two Woodpeckers...


A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico
arguing about which country had the toughest trees.. The Mexican woodpecker
claimed that Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker in the world could peck.


The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly
pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was
absolutely amazed.


The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker
to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by the 'top' woodpeckers).

The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he
could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully

pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it
that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican
tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither
was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both
came to the same conclusion, almost at the same time:



Apparently, Tiger Woods
was right, when he said, "Your pecker usually gets harder
when you're away from home."