Had to share this ...

[Motion Camaro]

<font color="blue">The Case of Two Woodpeckers...



A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable'
(a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree,
and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
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[WILMASBOYL78]

Bah, dum, dah...2..3 http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbang.gif

[JJEH]

LOL http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[PeteLeathersac]

Here's another funny that floated in this week...sorry if a repost..

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~ Pete


After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "forty-four years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl".

Now, I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice
big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV!.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to
solve your mid-life crises!

[Ngtflyr]

Here's one I can relate to:

I Want to Be a Pilot by a Fifth Grader....
- I want to be a Pilot when I grow up because it's fun and easy to do.

- Pilots don't need much school, they just have to learn numbers so they can read instruments.

- I guess they should be able to read maps so they can find their way if they are lost.

- Pilots should be brave so they won't be scared if its foggy and they can't see or if a wing or a motor falls off they should stay calm so they'll know what to do.

- Pilots need to have good eyes so they can see through clouds and they can't be afraid of lightning or thunder because they are closer to them than we are.

- The salary pilots make is another thing I like; they make more money than they can spend; this is because most people think airplane flying is dangerous except pilots don't because they know how easy it is.

- There isn't much I don't like, except girls like pilots and all the stewardesses want to marry them so they always have to chase them away so they won't bother them.

- I hope I don't get airsick because if I do I couldn't be a pilot and I would have to go to work for a living!...