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VintageMusclecar
11-30-2012, 02:34 PM
....and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

<span style="font-style: italic">A looper?</span>

A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.

So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking.

So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one...big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier.

Do you know what the Lama says?

<span style="font-style: italic">Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.</span>

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, &quot;Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.&quot;

And he says, &quot;Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.&quot;

So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

http://thelifestyleconsultant.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/caddyshack_carl_spackler_looper.jpg

I love this stupid movie. <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/grin.gif

kwhizz
11-30-2012, 02:44 PM
Rodney's finest moments.........

mockingbird812
11-30-2012, 03:42 PM
<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/haha.gif

wheelhop
11-30-2012, 03:51 PM
It's amazing how many lines from that movie I still use today in everyday conversations.

WILMASBOYL78
11-30-2012, 04:02 PM
Every time I play golf with Tibor it's like being in that movie <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/rolleyes.gif

billy...billy..billy..

Mr70
11-30-2012, 04:05 PM
...how bouta Fresca!

300deluxeL79
11-30-2012, 04:31 PM
love the part when 'carl' picks up the baby ruth in the emptied pool and eats it! <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/biggthumpup.gif

sYc
11-30-2012, 07:24 PM
Any time at the course (anywhere for that matter) and we feel rain drops.


I don't think the hard is going to come down for while....

WILMASBOYL78
11-30-2012, 07:55 PM
I rest my case.... <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/naughty.gif

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff433/WILMASBOYL78/1-cindy-morgan_caddyshack.jpg

RPOLS3
11-30-2012, 08:25 PM
My personal favorite.......... &quot;You scratched my anchor!&quot;

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kwhizz
11-30-2012, 09:10 PM
Where's Charley


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/kwhizz/Jamaica%2008/th_MOV08471.jpg (http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/kwhizz/Jamaica%2008/?action=view&amp;current=MOV08471.mp4)

CC Rider
11-30-2012, 09:20 PM
Who stepped on a duck?

wheelhop
12-07-2012, 07:00 PM
Just saw this today.

Postsedan
12-07-2012, 07:03 PM
You mean, you just ate that. NOT part of your diet <<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/no.gif

Dan

The Boss
12-08-2012, 10:10 PM
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.