I need some cool car quotes! [Archive]

Andy

11-18-2003, 04:09 AM

FORD, fixed or repaired daily. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif that should get the ball rollin. One more, Drive a Chevrolet/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif. Drive the best, work on the rest!
Andy Anderson
67 Camaro SS350
99 Camaro Z/28

Born30YrsLate

11-18-2003, 04:14 AM

Ok - I'll throw one out there as well....FORD = F*cker Only Runs Downhill..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/burnout.gif

Mr. T

11-18-2003, 05:34 AM

How about these 2

FORD = Found on road dead
FORD = F****d over rebuilt dodge

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Zman

11-18-2003, 06:47 AM

I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a F*rd /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

Stitch

11-18-2003, 08:48 AM

My Old Pig Ain't Runnin' MOPAR

MosportGreen66

11-18-2003, 01:47 PM

Here is one from the 1973 Nickey Catalog.

"The science of modifying production automobiles which enables them to create more torque and horsepower has been an established practice almost since the four wheeled machine moved."

Stitch

11-18-2003, 02:14 PM

http://www.tocmp.com/audio/OTR/ads/Chevrolet_1957.ram

http://www.tocmp.com/audio/OTR/ads/Chevrolet_1955.ram

JoeC

11-18-2003, 02:17 PM

"If the use of the Chevrolet engine will be made easy and the very first attempts will be crowned with success, the appeal of the new [Chevy V8] will take hold, a swing to Chevrolet may be anticipated. This means the development of a range of special parts -camshafts, valves, springs, manifolds, pistons, and such which will be made available to the public".

From a letter to Chevy Engineering by ZORA ARKUS-DUNTOV 1953

72Heaven

11-19-2003, 02:51 AM

"A man with a good car needs no justification." -Ministry

Fhakya

11-19-2003, 10:47 PM

Oldie but a goodie:
"Injection is nice but I'd rather be BLOWN."
-Ron Jeremy (?)

Was that Ministry quote from "Jesus built my Hot Rod"?

55chevy

11-20-2003, 12:15 AM

Hung like a heater hose on a Mack truck.... author unknown.

72Heaven

11-20-2003, 01:22 AM

Yep, Jesus Built My Hot Rod...or it was on the poster I had in the garage for the album!

SmallHurst

11-20-2003, 08:58 PM

"Snarl softly and carry a big stick" --From the magazine ad for the '69 H/O /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3gears.gif

hvychev

11-20-2003, 09:25 PM

wow......

Salvatore

11-20-2003, 11:07 PM

GTO= Gas,Tires,and Oil. GTO= Garbage Truck with Overdrive. NAACP= National Association for the Advancement of Chevy Products! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

MrsBillyBobcat

11-20-2003, 11:14 PM

GTO = "Girls Take Over"

(Pontiac really used this in an ad)

Rita /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

YenkoChevelle69

11-21-2003, 12:11 AM

GTO= GET the TOOLS OUT
MOPAR= Mostly old parts and rust
MOPAR= Majorly over powered and respected

Belair62

11-21-2003, 12:15 AM

The Pontiac one I know is not politically correct.

camarojoe

11-21-2003, 12:17 AM

Bel Air, its NOT a Cadillac. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Belair62

11-21-2003, 12:20 AM

but he thought it was !/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif Hey how about "ass,gas or grass...no one rides for free"

JoeC

11-21-2003, 12:57 AM

A friend of mine in high school had a 340 Duster and everyone used to say to him
ìHey howís your Dodge Dumpster?
He failed to see the humor in that /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbang.gif

camarojoe

11-21-2003, 01:08 AM

Hopefully enough time has passed to find humor in THIS imfamous car quote:

"The car is sold, i already sent a deposit." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

MrsBillyBobcat

11-21-2003, 04:15 AM

Hereís some moreÖ

GTO = Get Turned On (I almost forgot about this one /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif)

ìMy wife told me sheíd LEAVE me if I bought this car (sometimes I kinda miss her)î

ìI remember when SEX was SAFE, and HOT RODS were DANGEROUS.î

ìNobody ever caught anything from LAYING RUBBERî

ìForget the house! How bigís the GARAGE?î (my husbandís favorite, LOL)

Rita /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

mssl72

11-21-2003, 06:57 AM

Here's one I like:

"Built Ford tough with Chevy stuff"

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sYc Yenko

11-21-2003, 12:44 PM

Most of the qoutes i know have been posted, But we have some jokes over here from were i am from.

Why do Ford's have rear heated windows??

To warm your hands up when you push it to the garage.

Nick

SamLBInj

11-21-2003, 02:52 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Most of the qoutes i know have been posted, But we have some jokes over here from were i am from.

Why do Ford's have rear heated windows??

To warm your hands up when you push it to the garage.

Nick

[/ QUOTE ]
Very Funny,
GTO: Gets Towed Often
MOPAR: Mostly Old Putty and Rust
MOPAR: Motor Often Pukes and Regurgitates
I gotta go, Ill make up some more later...
Sam

sYc Yenko

11-21-2003, 07:37 PM

What do you call a convertible Ford??

A Skip

Hay guys whats with the Qoute thing, I don't get what it intails, Inlighten me please
Nick

njsteve

11-22-2003, 01:19 PM

When people ask what your car is worth. The appropriate answer is : "about half what I have into it"

DjD

11-22-2003, 11:42 PM

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3gears.gif

http://www.yenko.net/attachments/58450-bkg2.jpg

ZL1mike

11-23-2003, 03:17 PM

Up in Canada we use these ones:
Mopar- Move over people are racing
Dodge: Does Ontario deserve garbage everywhere
Plymouth: Please leave your money order under the hood
these are all in fun guys /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

toner

11-23-2003, 04:27 PM

Automatics are for getting groceries.

toner

Pantera

11-24-2003, 01:06 AM

I think this one really says it all for all of us car "Nuts" on this Forum???
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SmallHurst

11-24-2003, 02:42 PM

I apologize for the un-PC pontiac one, no harm was intended and I am glad that it was edited. Thanks for the help. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif

rafbody

11-24-2003, 03:22 PM

FORD spelled backwards, "Driver Returns On Foot"

Russ

NCGuy68

11-25-2003, 12:24 AM

Politically correct and for the Big Block fans.......

"Theres' no replacement for displacement."

3SuperSports

11-25-2003, 05:05 PM

GMC = Got a Mechanic Coming!

I once had a salesman at a Ford dealership (after my brother in-law informed him I was a "Chevy guy") "I'd rather push a ford than drive a Chevy!" I told him; "It's a good thing you feel that way!"

rafbody

11-25-2003, 06:01 PM

GMC=Garage Mechanic's Companion"

hvychev

11-26-2003, 01:32 AM

A guy at work today had one....GM= God's Mistake /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif

ssbrewskyaz

11-27-2003, 05:27 PM

Question:
How do you become a millionaire in the Car Business?

Answer:
Start with two million

Applies to all but Charlie

mhassett

11-27-2003, 07:38 PM

My son was changing the wheels on my Yenko...
I told him "tightning the lug nuts on the Yenko requires more torque than his Honda makes" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif