Blonde Joke - a clean one!

[YENKO DEUCE REGISTRY]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is, click the attachment!

[MrsBillyBobcat]

I posted that joke here last month http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Here's another "clean" one:

The Blonde and the Snow Plow:

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her; "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart?" http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[YENKO DEUCE REGISTRY]

Sorry! I don't read this section too much, and thought some humour was needed!

[MrsBillyBobcat]

No biggie! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I agree with you about this place needing some humor http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Here's another "clean" one (well, sorta) http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

Blonde Shampoo

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."

To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?" http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

[Bill Pritchard]

Maybe these jokes should be posted in the Yenko Camaro thread - that could definitely use some humor http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SamLBInj]

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I like that http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif
Sam

[Belair62]

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[Born30YrsLate]

OH MAN - I got shoulders from a blonde once, and let me tell you..............if you can find one that knows what shoulders is, she's a keeper.......... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[55chevy]

Damn Rita.. you sure are tough on the blondes... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif could it be because you are Brunette?? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifhttp://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/scholar.gif Thats ok, All my EX's are Brunettes... they are my favorite http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif.... wait a minute... Ex's.. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif hmmmm.. maybe I should try a blonde now... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

[Pantera]

Ed Just try to find one that is not crazy this time. I have heard that a blind nimpho that owns a liquor store is a lot of fun!!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[MrsBillyBobcat]

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Damn Rita.. you sure are tough on the blondes... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif could it be because you are Brunette?? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gifhttp://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/scholar.gif

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Could be http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

BTW...I do have a "blonde" sister (that's her in my camaro http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif)
She happens to be very intelligent http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/scholar.gif, except when it comes to cars. She thinks a "Duster" is something she uses to clean her house http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif; a "Willys" is a car that my husband Bill owns http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif; and a "Woody" is .....
oh, nevermind! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif

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