True Story about your taxes...

[SamLBInj]

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any
surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing
to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.

Enjoy paying your taxes -- they're coming due again
Sam

[Eddie M.]

Sam.... I had to laugh at that one

[Supergas990]

Isn't that the truth. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif

Blair

[GRB]

Wasting other people's money must be a lot of fun. Look at all the creeps who are fighting and spending millions to get the jobs. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

[Mr70]

I had no Idea this was going on.
Because of it,I will fill out my Taxes on time this Year...With a Pencil.
That'll show'em! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Kim_Howie]

NOW THAT"S FUNNY AND ALSO VERY SAD??? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif Kim

[Seattle Sam]

....Sam, it's just an urban legend. Here is the story from the inventor of the "space pen":

<font color="blue"> NASA never asked Paul C. Fisher to produce a pen. When the astronauts began to fly, like the Russians, they used pencils, but the leads sometimes broke and became a hazard by floating in the [capsule's] atmosphere where there was no gravity. They could float into an eye or nose or cause a short in an electrical device. In addition, both the lead and the wood of the pencil could burn rapidly in the pure oxygen atmosphere. Paul Fisher realized the astronauts needed a safer and more dependable writing instrument, so in July 1965 he developed the pressurized ball pen, with its ink enclosed in a sealed, pressurized ink cartridge. Fisher sent the first samples to Dr. Robert Gilruth, Director of the Houston Space Center. The pens were all metal except for the ink, which had a flash point above 200°C. The sample Space Pens were thoroughly tested by NASA. They passed all the tests and have been used ever since on all manned space flights, American and Russian. All research and developement costs were paid by Paul Fisher. No development costs have ever been charged to the government.

Because of the fire in Apollo 1, in which three Astronauts died, NASA required a writing instrument that would not burn in a 100% oxygen atmosphere. It also had to work in the extreme conditions of outer space:
1. In a vacuum.
2. With no gravity.
3. In hot temperatures of +150°C in sunlight and also in the cold shadows of space where the temperatures drop to -120°C
(NASA tested the pressurized Space Pens at -50°C, but because of the residential [sic] heat in the pen it also writes for many minutes in the cold shadows.)

Fisher spent over one million dollars in trying to perfect the ball point pen before he made his first successful pressurized pens in 1965. Samples were immediately sent to Dr. Robert Gilruth, Manager of the Houston Space Center, where they were thoroughly tested and approved for use in Space in September 1965. In December 1967 he sold 400 Fisher Space Pens to NASA for $2.95 each.

Lead pencils were used on all Mercury and Gemini space flights and all Russian space flights prior to 1968. Fisher Space Pens are more dependable than lead pencils and cannot create the hazard of a broken piece of lead floating through the gravity-less atmosphere.
</font>

For more info click here. (http://www.spacepen.com/usa/index2.htm)
-Sam http://www.thewritersedge.com/images_00/Gift_Box_AG7E.jpg

[SamLBInj]

Actually, the space race was a vehical the Americans used to Bankrupt the Soviet Union...We were filming all these moon walks out in Arizona while funneling all that cash to the CIA. Meanwhile the Russians were busy spending piles of cash to send commrads into space to try and collect worthless rocks...it worked brilliantly and the cold war is now history, so much for the pen..LOL... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif
Sam

[Seattle Sam]

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

-Sam http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[hvychev]

I seriously have doubts that we ever went to the moon......... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[Charley Lillard]

Are you serious ?

[hvychev]

Charley I was just being goofy........ http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif (note the crazy gramelin next to my statement...)

[Mr70]

There is Film evidence that a Woman was actually going to be the first Person on the Moon in the 1950's.
Her name was Alice Kramden...."One of these days,one of these days,BANG,ZOOM...TO The Moon Alice!" http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif