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Mr70
08-03-2004, 07:23 PM
To attempt this is Illegal,but to accomplish it isn't.
What am I???
Canucklehead
08-03-2004, 07:30 PM
Going over niagra falls in whatever.
Verne_Frantz
08-03-2004, 08:00 PM
Suicide.
CT Mark
08-03-2004, 08:00 PM
Suicide?
Mr70
08-03-2004, 08:05 PM
Last two are correct. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Charley.gif
Bill Pritchard
08-03-2004, 09:29 PM
If you leave me your Chevelle in your Will, I promise I'll take excellent care of it http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif
Born30YrsLate
08-03-2004, 09:44 PM
Boy Rick....are you having a bad day that you came up with that one???....just think about a "happy place"...
Mr70
08-03-2004, 09:53 PM
John Kerry walks into a bar.
The bartender says,"Why the Long face?"...ba dum um.
Thank you I'll be here all week... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Bill Pritchard
08-03-2004, 10:27 PM
"Live, from the stage of the William Tell Lounge at the Countryside Holiday Inn.........."
Verne_Frantz
08-03-2004, 10:56 PM
A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer....and one for the road"
Denis
08-04-2004, 03:17 AM
A horse walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Born30YrsLate
08-04-2004, 03:47 AM
Two peanuts walk into a bar...and one was "a salted".
Denis
08-04-2004, 10:23 AM
A three-legged dog walks into a bar.

"I'm looking for the one that shot my paw", he says.