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GOAT72
12-14-2004, 01:34 AM
( MODS: It's OK to move this to the Scams & Ripoffs discussion, but I wanted it to be out in the General Lounge area for all to see first.
Please?) http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif

I had a friend who's a drag racer get ripped on eBay by a scamming woman from Ohio. He lost 100 bucks.

I also had a Nigerian offer me $2500 for a car I wasn't selling.

I decided to have the Nigerian send his bogus check to the scamming woman in Ohio. He sent her $5000 via UPS and wants the $2500 balance forwarded back.

Scammer versus scammer! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

Next, my buddy, "Butch," sells destroyed laptops to Nigerians who send him fake checks. He calls them <font color="green">ANUS LAPTOPS </font> (You can see his fake website at www.anuslaptops.com (http://www.anuslaptops.com) )

I emailed the Nigerian and told him he had to call my shipping clerk, “BUTCH” and Butch would sell him a laptop for only $500 and return the balance of $2000 to him.
I told him if he wants a new "ANUS Laptop" for only $500 he needs to give Butch the official password:
"I want your Anus."

Well he called BUTCH today.
Listen to the beginning of this audio when he gives the password-- twice.
Classic!!!!
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This is a Zip file- approx. 1.5mb and is virus free.
WARNING: THIS AUDIO HAS EXTREMELY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE and is NOT office or kid safe:

http://media.thescambaiter.com/thefailure/audio/david/davidm.zip

Enjoy!
Butch rules!

Mac

Belair62
12-14-2004, 01:44 AM
Mac we made your Scam thread a sticky for you to use...putting it out here defeats that purpose...keep this stuff in there please.

GOAT72
12-14-2004, 06:23 AM
Just relocate it, Belair!

Sorry, man.
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Belair62
12-14-2004, 08:16 AM
I would have if I knew how !!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Charley.gif

firstgenaddict
12-14-2004, 04:57 PM
This is great like the Jerky Boys. Someone make a movie please. "Nigerian Scammers Scammed"