Xplantdad
01-04-2005, 01:15 AM
With apologies to KDKB (a radio station here in Phoenix) here in Phoenix...some post Christmas cheer.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson and Santa alike?
A: They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks!!
Q: If the answer is Fox news and a horny midget, what’s the question?
A: Name two things that lean towards Bush!!!!!
Q: If the answer is bedroom, what's the question?
A: What is Star Jones husband going to miss every night when he goes to bed?
Q: Did you hear all the baseball players on steroids are getting together?
A: Yea, It’s called the All Star game!!!!
Q: What does Mike Tyson do for fun on the Weekends?
A: Fights traffic!!
Q: What's foreplay in (insert city of your choice here)?
A: Do you have change for a 20?
Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson is in a new movie?
A: Boys on the Hood!!!!!!
Bruce
Q: Why are Michael Jackson and Santa alike?
A: They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks!!
Q: If the answer is Fox news and a horny midget, what’s the question?
A: Name two things that lean towards Bush!!!!!
Q: If the answer is bedroom, what's the question?
A: What is Star Jones husband going to miss every night when he goes to bed?
Q: Did you hear all the baseball players on steroids are getting together?
A: Yea, It’s called the All Star game!!!!
Q: What does Mike Tyson do for fun on the Weekends?
A: Fights traffic!!
Q: What's foreplay in (insert city of your choice here)?
A: Do you have change for a 20?
Q: Did you hear Mike Tyson is in a new movie?
A: Boys on the Hood!!!!!!
Bruce