another bear joke from Chicago

[budnate]

belair wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He has a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.

"What are you going to do," belair asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his private parts and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks belair.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, be sure you shoot the dog."

[MikeA]

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[mike s]

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[Mr. T]

Haven't heard from Bob yet. He is probably thinking about a good come back for this joke right now, or another joke to compare it with! Or, he might be out with Toad buying rubbers! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[Born30YrsLate]

I think he's in shock that somebody knew this about him, he probably thought nobody was looking!......HI Bob...

[firstgenaddict]

Lewis Grizzard told that joke about 15 years ago. It is classic!

[Mr70]

I first heard this joke in 1974.
It's in a scene from the Movie,"Alice Doesn't live here Anymore".A Very young Jodie Foster tells it differently,replacing the Bear with a Gorilla & a Gorilla extractor.
She ends it with the extractor,after falling out of a tree,running away with his hands over his Groin yelling,"SHOOT THE DOG!,SHOOT THE DOG!,SHOOT THE DOG! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[firstgenaddict]

Grizzard also used the Gorilla when he told it.

[Belair62]

Whew....just got back...Trojanz with the reservoir tip..... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Charley.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Charley.gif

[JoeG]

We're not gonna have to head for High Ground are we??......

[Mr. T]

Bob, you can't forget about Warm Sensations Lubricant! Better safe than sorry. It always pays to come prepared! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

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[Belair62]

Just can't win with you guys anymore http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[Lynn]

This beats the hell out of watching sit coms on TV. You guys are a scream.

Yeah, the joke is 30+ years, old, but who cares? Heck, the reactions are funnier than the joke.

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[moparts]

Bear squatting in the woods taking a dump. Rabbit hops up alongside and the bear asks the rabbit if he has any problems with (insert dale junior word) sticking to his fur. Rabbit say's no not at all. Bear grabs rabbit and wipes butt and says then you shouldn't have any problem getting that off.

[Mr. T]

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[mike s]

wow this joke got ####### in a hurry http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flag.gif