1965 Malibu for sale, not bad at all.

[csx289]

This car is another one somebody spent a lot of money on. But it wasn't me, so I don't really care.

It is red, and has big stupid tires. It only has two pedals, so I don't like it as much as my silver Camaro. The engine is still good, but I am working on that now. It seems pretty fast, and the brakes are nice.

The paint is decent, and it does have a new rainbow sticker on the rear window. I don't know why the last owner put that there? It also looks like some velcro may have stuck to the driver's side carpet and pulled some threads. Odd.

Anyway, I have a Wisconsin salvage title and the car has an assigned VIN number, so she is ready to go. I want $12,500 in cash, small bills please. I am only interested in a quick sale, I have some other things going on and may need to move fast. If you are in the area and have the cash, I can meet you to do the deal.

The car is sold as-is and has no warranty.

Contact me if you are ready to buy.

Thanks,
Benjamin Dover

[Chevy454]

Red sucks...got any other colors? And are the original wheels included in that price??

[budnate]

Dear Mr. Dover I would like to buy the car but need to cash a check I received as a settlement, it is a little more than your asking price, if we cash it today at your bank I can hand you your full asking price and the remaining I will take and the car and be on my way, if this agreeable with you please reply so we may finish the buisness transaction.

Thank you, Mr Magillacuddy

[csx289]

I am on to your scam. I am an honest seller and just want my cash - cash only. So if you get that, meet me in the alley with it and let's make it quick.
Ben

[JChlupsa]

would you take a 69 TA convrt for an even trade on the 65?

[Charley Lillard]

It's a sad day when a expert can't tell a 64 from a 65...

[csx289]

No, it is a sad day when an expert cuts a nice car up and makes it look all silly. That is why I am a motivated seller.
Ben

[Belair62]

Yeah...65's are much cooler looking...

[csx289]

I will take T&A or any car with a valid title in trade. I would like to see pictures of the T&A first, however.

[Chevy454]

Too bad, I woulda gone as much as $12,750 had it been a '65...

[Mr70]

Will ya take a post dated,third party,out of state check? http://www.iii.co.uk/common/icons/discussions/emoticons/broke.gif

[MosportGreen66]

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

The funny thing is I bet Colin gets a ton of e-mails about those two cars.

Colin-- I sent you an e-mail early week, did you get it?

[427TJ]

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and it does have a new rainbow sticker on the rear window.

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[Les Quam]

Forgive me for airing some dirty laundry on this site but I wired Colin the money as soon as I saw the pictures on both the camaro and the 62. Now I get the feeling the cars are not as represented and when I called Colin all I heard was a loud party in the background with someone yelling "give the Hookers some more money so they will come back for the power tour party"

I have bought a couple of cars from Colin in the past so I thought we had a binding contract on these two turd boxes??? I thought I was doing him a favor and taking these two crap mobiles off his hands.

Lucky for me I know a good lawyer named roN in NY.

[Charley Lillard]

You guys are real funny....

[gemleeus]

i really don't understand this thread at all, i'm most certain this is a big joke or something. the posts by colin have some guy named ben as a signature. it sure doesn't sound like colins tone when i've read his posts in the past. if a joke ha ha real humorous no sarcasim intended.

[budnate]

slooooooow down Les...I had a deal and he claimed cash only...so unless you met him in the alley with cash ... there was no deal....P.S. I sent a guy over with cash and he was a no show..I think it was a scam or something..I have a big P.I. guy asking around for his whereabouts now..

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I am on to your scam. I am an honest seller and just want my cash - cash only. So if you get that, meet me in the alley with it and let's make it quick.
Ben

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[Xplantdad]

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i really don't understand this thread at all, i'm most certain this is a big joke or something. the posts by colin have some guy named ben as a signature. it sure doesn't sound like colins tone when i've read his posts in the past. if a joke ha ha real humorous no sarcasim intended.

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'Ben'jamin Colin Comer is his real name...and he's really trying to unload those pieces of crap...I tried to meet with him about the cars...but he said that he couldn't make the meeting...he said he had another meeting with a guy...something about hiring some guy to park and refuel cars for some party coming up... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

[gemleeus]

ok,ok i didn't know his real name.

[Xplantdad]

Okay, Okay...I can't stand it anymore...!

Hey Lee...we're all just kidding with you... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

It was kinda funny though... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[gemleeus]

i was taken by surprise at first, knowing there was no way that could be coming from colin. today was the frist time i've seen the thread and usually i read all posts by colin as well as others on the site, its funny how all you guys just took off with it. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[Les Quam]

Budnate,
It won't be hard to find Colin just look for a trail of cheap wine,expensive hookers,Domino's pizza boxes and cheeseburger wrappers from that place near his shop he took me to that cost me 100 bucks on a bet I lost there.

[csx289]

Word is on the street that me and Huggy Bear will be rollin' around that burger joint in our new red 70 Grand Prix 455 SJ harmonizin' with the new Earth, Wind and Fire 8track on that groovy tape player from the back seat, dig it?

Oh yeah, the Bear wanted me to remind you that it is the wine that is expensive, the ladies are free, and we don't jive with any Domino's pie - we get our stuff NY style at the Calderone Club. Real men don't pay for women or pizza that tastes like cardboard... but we know you guys from Vegas play it different.

Oh yeah, and somebody better act double quick on these two cool cars I am advertising, only got a few days left to sell them - they gotta be gone a week from today.

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/CharleySucks.gif

[rubbinisracing]

Colin did you choose that moniker "Benjamin Dover" for any SPECIAL reason? Do you prefer to be called Ben or Benjamin?

[Charley Lillard]

Here is the crappy Malibu engine.. http://www.yenko.net/attachments/140955-P1010104.JPG

[olredalert]

--------Damn, Colin,,,,,,I just went on your sight to look for pics of the SJ as it is one of my favorite cars and I spotted that wagon. That thing is magnificent. Man, I wish I had a few bucks floating around as that bad boy would be headed for Michigan. Now Im looking at stuff around here for trading value.........Bill S

[55chevy]

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Here is the crappy Malibu engine.. http://www.yenko.net/attachments/140955-P1010104.JPG

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Ok Mr. Benjamin Dover.... Where is the carburator?? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif You told me this car ran like it had a brand new carburator on it!..... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif Any more mis-representation from you on this vehicle and me and my personal check will be walking the other way
Ben Dover..

Richard Goesinya

[Mr70]

Very Nice. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
Would you consider a trade?
I have some season tickets to the Bears Games..
Jack Mehoff

[csx289]

My cousin, Buster Hymen , is in charge of trades. As far as any trouble with represenation, you can see my partner, Hugh Jass.

If any of this is a problem, you can see my complaint department. Go to Helen Waite.

Sincerely,
Ben Dover
aka Colin

[Born30YrsLate]

Ben Dover...is this car still available? My uncle, Adolf Oliverbush, is interested in it...

[YENKO DEUCE REGISTRY]

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My cousin, Buster Hymen , is in charge of trades. As far as any trouble with represenation, you can see my partner, Hugh Jass.

If any of this is a problem, you can see my complaint department. Go to Helen Waite.

Sincerely,
Ben Dover
aka Colin

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He said 'Jass' http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

[Les Quam]

Charley,

That is some engine compartment on the Chevy! How about some background on your two cars. The camaro looks bad to the bone!!! Give us some details if you have time?

[SamLBInj]

You ever read the book "Russian Tragedy" by Whobitchakockoff
Its a screamer http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif
Sam

[Les Quam]

Charley,

Colin called me to give me the background on your cars. Holy smokes 1000HP at the rear wheels plus A/C on the camaro. Just unbelievable!

You bring new meaning to the term "life is not a dress rehearsal"

[Charley Lillard]

Colin is on Crack... It is 1021 hp at the flywheel, but that is on 100 octane. To run power tour the boost is turned down so I can run pump gas. I'm guessing about 800 hp. http://www.yenko.net/attachments/141031-DSC00906.JPG

[Lynn]

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My cousin, Buster Hymen , is in charge of trades.

Hey Ben, I think I was in Boy Scouts with your cousin. Didn't he get kicked out for eating brownies?
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Lynn

Ok, enough of this disgusting stuff. Let's get back to the cars.

[Les Quam]

Charley,
That is without a doubt bar none the most impressive looking engine compartment I have ever seen. Would you happen to know what issues the magazine write ups were in regarding this car. I would like to read about both the cars. Colin mentioned both were in several mags. I would like to send away for some back issues?

When Colin gets back from Mecum I am going to ask him to take some pictures. I have never seen anything like that before. I am surprised Colin hasn't driven you insane trying to buy that car?

[Charley Lillard]

He can't afford it.....Both cars were covered in Popular Hotrodding. The Camaro was in about 21 different issues and I'm not sure how many on the Malibu. The Camaro build up in the mag was when it had Kinsler Injection on it. I have not had a chance yet to do any articles since the turbo work was done. You need to see it in person to really appreciate all the engineering that went on with the Camaro. Here is a link to a bunch of pics of it before the twin turbos were added. http://www.pro-touring.com/mule/index.htm

[sixtiesmuscle]

Can't afford it? Obviously, you haven't read your storage agreement.

[Chevy454]

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[jeff-san]

Charlie,

Awesome twin turbos...was it a long process dialing in the ECU's? Are the 2 cars coming back home to Ca. anytime this Summer? I would love the opportunity to come check them out sometime.

Jeff

[Charley Lillard]

Hi Jeff. Jeff owns another Stielow built Camaro. I don't think it was that big of a deal. Wheel to Wheel has already done other TT cars so they have a baseline tune to get started.

[Les Quam]

Charley,
As a Vegas resident I go to SEMA every year and now remember the car. The car takes your breath away just looking at it.

Colin can afford it, but he is too cheap to step for a car like that. LOL