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moparts
05-20-2005, 05:27 PM
When I turned the computer on this morning I saw what I assumed was a romantic suggestion, but................

"WHATTA YA SAY, US TRY SWAPPING POSITIONS TONIGHT.....!!!!!"

You stand by the ironing board while I lay on the sofa and watch sports....."

LVCamaro
05-20-2005, 05:38 PM
LOL...reminds me of Ray Ramano's line:

If he had sex, he knew it was time to pay his quarterly taxes...if it was oral sex, he knew it was time to renew his drivers license. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

moparts
05-20-2005, 11:22 PM
http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

Now lets see: just paid quarterly taxes last month and driver license due in 2008. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

SamLBInj
05-20-2005, 11:40 PM
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LOL...reminds me of Ray Ramano's line:

If he had sex, he knew it was time to pay his quarterly taxes...if it was oral sex, he knew it was time to renew his drivers license. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

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April 15th must be anal sex day... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flag.gif

Kim_Howie
05-22-2005, 10:35 PM
I always thought it was HALL sex. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif