SamLBInj
05-29-2005, 04:31 AM
This Mopar guy comes in and is applying for a job. The Job Super ask's him if he can take his hard hat and roll it behind his head, down his arm and flip it back on his head. The Mopar guy say's "sure, thats easy" The Super say's "Ok, good, can you take your screwdriver, bounce it off of the cement, spin around real quick and have it land back into your work pouch?" The Mopar guys is like "yea, no problem" The Super now ask's him if he can take his pliers, flip em back and fourth with each hand and then spin em around on his finger and holster them in his tool pouch like an ole six shooter. The Mopar guy is getting all excited and says, "Oh Yea, No Problem, Ive been doing this stuff for years!" "Well then" says the Super "Im sorry,I cant use you, I got 15 of you meatslappers doing that crap now" http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif