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Denis
01-23-2006, 10:55 PM
Bud's Story

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.

My name is Bud. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Polly. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for Polly to get a full-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from fishing about the same time she gets home from work.

Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch at Hooters on Lake Union so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I hit that door.

She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Polly. I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....

Signed,

Bud

EDITOR'S NOTE: Bud died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that he was found with a "Big Jon Captain's Pack Electric Downrigger" rammed up his ass, with only the optional swivel base mount showing. His wife Polly was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it very suddenly.

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we'll miss you, buddy

Belair62
01-23-2006, 11:53 PM
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JoeG
01-24-2006, 12:09 AM
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One of the funniest dry humor unintentional suicide notes I ever read....

Xplantdad
01-24-2006, 12:15 AM
Geez, And here I thought that I was talking to Bud on Sunday...must have been a tribute or a clone.

I must admit, Denis nailed the description... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

budnate
01-24-2006, 03:26 AM
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Geez, And here I thought that I was talking to Bud on Sunday...must have been a tribute or a clone.

I must admit, Denis nailed the description... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

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the new buzz word is "recreation" generally a crappy copy of a original piece....

oh and my pal will pay dearly for this one... have to run the floors need to be mopped http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

JoeG
01-24-2006, 03:39 AM
... have to run the floors need to be mopped http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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....this is much easier than having a chair surgically removed.....

Belair62
01-24-2006, 04:36 AM
You know...I met Bud at tha last Reunion...and I'm sitting here looking at his picture on the site and....damn...he really IS dorky looking. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

DarrenX33
01-24-2006, 05:05 AM
I think Bud is awesome! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbang.gif

Denis
01-24-2006, 06:24 AM
http://www.yenko.net/attachments/185391-churchsign.jpg

Lynn
01-24-2006, 06:34 AM
I think Bud's my hero.

What about Bud's cousin, Jud?

Here's his story.

I have been widowed three times.

My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms.





My second wife died from eating poison mushrooms.






My third wife died from blows from a blunt instrument.







She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.


Jud

Seattle Sam
01-24-2006, 11:52 PM
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... have to run the floors need to be mopped http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Hey Bud, will you be done with the floors in time for the Puyallup swap meet? I'll be going down Friday night (2/10) looking for the bargains before you get there...
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budnate
01-25-2006, 07:34 PM
will be there and plan to throw out a bunch of stuff on the ground and see what happens... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif