Charley Lillard
04-03-2006, 08:58 PM
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
>the
>chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
>
>
>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
>marry.
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're
>stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
>
>
>
>
>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>then. -- Camille, age 10
>
>
>
>No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
>-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
>
>
>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
>the
>same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
>
>
>
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
>Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
>
>
>
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
>Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know
each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --
>Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
>On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets
>them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
>
>
>
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>newspapers
>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig,
>age
>9
>
>
>
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
>
>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that - - Curt, age 7
>
>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
>them
>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8
>
>
>
>
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
>I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
>going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--
>Theodore, age 8
>
>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone
>to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
>
>
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
>Kelvin,
>age 8
>
>
>
>And the #1 Favourite is........
>
>
>
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a bus.
--
>Ricky, age 10
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
>the
>chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
>
>
>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
>marry.
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're
>stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
>
>
>
>
>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>
>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
>then. -- Camille, age 10
>
>
>
>No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married.
>-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
>
>
>
>
>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>
>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
>the
>same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
>
>
>
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>
>Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
>
>
>
>
>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>
>Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know
each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. --
>Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
>
>On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
gets
>them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
>
>
>
>
>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>
>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>newspapers
>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig,
>age
>9
>
>
>
>
>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>
>When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7
>
>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that - - Curt, age 7
>
>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
>them
>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8
>
>
>
>
>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>
>I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
>going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
--
>Theodore, age 8
>
>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone
>to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>
>
>
>
>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>
>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --
>Kelvin,
>age 8
>
>
>
>And the #1 Favourite is........
>
>
>
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>
>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a bus.
--
>Ricky, age 10