Charley Lillard
07-22-2006, 05:39 AM
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other
outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks,"What are you in here for?" The second
kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you
lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.
"The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
other
outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks,"What are you in here for?" The second
kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you
lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.
"The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I
was born. Couldn't walk for a year."