TAILGATERS ? was that you? call me!!!

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Wow I must be getting old, or maybe I just figured I have gotten a life time of moving violations hit enough deer so I don't have to speed up when an idiot is trying to get in my glove box through my bumper. If it was you, don't you know you could not have possibly seen the sign that said "slow dangerous curve" because you were up my axle so far and the speed limit dropped from 45 to 30 but you were on your cel phone and I could see in my mirror that you had those fancy snow and ice wiper blades 'cause they were almost touching my trailer hitch. All for what? I couldn't pull over because it is a single lane double yellow with no shoulder, what planet are you from? Finally, a spot on someone's lawn up ahead, I signal to the right, tap the brake to wake you up and cut hard to the grass, you never slowed. Quickly, I zig left to avoid Mary on the half-shell.
Now you are instantly up the butt of the POS you couldn't see I was following. Big dually diesel ford PU from FLORIDA !! that explains it. Touron! My cel phone rings (it's business, I don't answer). When I stop I check the message. It's some guy apologizing for following to close.
"whats that on your dashboard?" he says.




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I have removed my phone number from the truck.
The El Camino stays.