made for each other .... not!

[Motion Camaro]

<font color="blue">
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman, and WOW, just look at our cars!
There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued; "And look, here's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then, she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle, then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"



The woman replies, "Oh, no. I think I'll just wait for the police...."


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil &amp; clever; Don't mess with them!! </font>

[nuch_ss396]

[ QUOTE ]
<font color="blue">
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are evil &amp; clever; Don't mess with them!! </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

THAT MY FRIEND, you don't really understand until divorce proceedings.......... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[rare1]

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/scholar.gifSOOOooooooooooooooooooooo true !!!!

[ANDY M]

They get the gold mine, you get the shaft.

[nuch_ss396]

[ QUOTE ]
They get the gold mine, you get the shaft.

[/ QUOTE ]

Can anybody tell me exactly why that is? What did we do to
deserve that treatment by the courts? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

[Lynn]

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's WORTH it.

With apologies to all you happily married guys out there, and I know there really are some. I am just a bit cynical these days.

Lynn

[427king]

If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Belair62]

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif who were you looking for in the forest ?

[ORIGLS6]

[ QUOTE ]
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's WORTH it.

With apologies to all you happily married guys out there, and I know there really are some. I am just a bit cynical these days.

Lynn

[/ QUOTE ]

Never marry anyone who has less to loose than you do!

Experience speaking.

[agtw31]

[ QUOTE ]
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[/ QUOTE ]

you're not wrong,but you must be lying. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[njsteve]

Statistics show that half of all marriages end in divorce. So what do the other half, that stay together, end in?

DEATH.


http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I got that from my parents who have been married for 52 years. My mom says it's 52 years. My dad says it's more like 25 non-consecutive years. Their sense of humor and 5 kids have kept them together all this time. (That and the fact that they could never agree on who gets stuck with us kids if they ever did split up..."You take em." "Oh, no you take em...")

[nuch_ss396]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's WORTH it.

With apologies to all you happily married guys out there, and I know there really are some. I am just a bit cynical these days.

Lynn

[/ QUOTE ]

Never marry anyone who has less to loose than you do!

Experience speaking.

[/ QUOTE ]

Dennis,

Since most people put on their best face before marriage
( ladies, that also includes men ), how can you tell if
your "intended" has more to loose. In my case, we were
both young and had nothing. I climbed out of the basement,
she refused to. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

If you can tell how to recognize the difference, I'm all ears http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif

[Xplantdad]

My wife and I have been married for almost 20 years...

No one on our 'block' is on their first marriage...a few have been married more than twice http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hmmm.gif

I guess I'm one of the lucky ones... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[nuch_ss396]

Yeah Bruce! I was at 26 years when the bottom dropped out.
And up until that time I thought we were happy too http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

If I knew then what I later learned, I would have been asking lots of questions. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif

[ANDY M]

"Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then..."
Bob Seger, Against the Wind

[nuch_ss396]

Aaaah yes, ignorance is bliss http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/drool.gif

[Xplantdad]

[ QUOTE ]
"Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then..."
Bob Seger, Against the Wind

[/ QUOTE ]

"Do you feel like I do?" Peter Frampton, Frampton Comes Alive...LOL http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hmmm.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hmmm.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Roof]

Some last!!! Earl and I just celebrated 37 years last Wednesday. Sounds like we're ready for the rocking chairs but we're still pretty young at heart. Linda

[Xplantdad]

Good for you! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[rich p]

I use to love her but I had to killer her !!

Axle Rose http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

[nuch_ss396]

I used to love her, but it's all over now........

Rolling Stones

[nuch_ss396]

Down by the river, I shot my baby.....

Neil Young http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif