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x Baldwin Motion
07-06-2007, 04:21 AM
I just received the email "The Ideal Woman"

a mildly entertaining Power Point display of several lovely models.



all very fit and lovely,
wearing the minimum to avoid being arrested.



however, the one selected for "The Ideal Woman" was far

from a bathing beauty, but instead very helpful around the

house (and garage).





http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q101/65z13/idealwoman.jpg

mockingbird812
07-06-2007, 04:59 AM
Ja wohl! A "young" Fraulein from Deutschland. You'd be impressed with the bar maids at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Not necessarily large stocky women but very impressive technique and strength in man-handling multiple large steins of the local "nectar". Now that is talent!

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

rubbinisracing
07-06-2007, 05:03 AM
You can keep her! I'd rather get up and get my own beer.....can't imagine her response if I asked if she knew where my keys were?

mockingbird812
07-06-2007, 05:09 AM
Howard,

That's what beer-goggles are for!!!!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Born30YrsLate
07-06-2007, 05:56 AM
imagine her "grip"...ouch!...

nuch_ss396
07-06-2007, 07:12 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Ja wohl! A "young" Fraulein from Deutschland. You'd be impressed with the bar maids at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Not necessarily large stocky women but very impressive technique and strength in man-handling multiple large steins of the local "nectar". Now that is talent!

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

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Sam,

Would they look something like this? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/nuch_ss396/misc/Haufbrau%20House%20girls%20in%20Germany.jpg

rare1
07-06-2007, 07:22 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Ja wohl! A "young" Fraulein from Deutschland. You'd be impressed with the bar maids at the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. Not necessarily large stocky women but very impressive technique and strength in man-handling multiple large steins of the local "nectar". Now that is talent!

http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif

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Sam,

Would they look something like this? http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/worship.gif

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/nuch_ss396/misc/Haufbrau%20House%20girls%20in%20Germany.jpg

[/ QUOTE ] http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif


http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flag.gifhttp://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flag.gif

427TJ
07-06-2007, 07:37 AM
Bah, girls like that would only break your heart. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Can-I-Have-It.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Can-I-Have-It.gif

rubbinisracing
07-06-2007, 07:59 AM
Add 2 strips of Duct Tape and then you got something! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

MikeA
07-06-2007, 05:20 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Add 2 strips of Duct Tape and then you got something! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

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http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif

PeteLeathersac
07-06-2007, 05:38 PM
http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif Although the young Shania is sweet, that blonde gets my vote for the SYC Golden Globes award?.
http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/Can-I-Have-It.gif
~ Pete

nuch_ss396
07-06-2007, 06:28 PM
[ QUOTE ]
....SYC Golden Globes award
~ Pete

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Golden globes indeed http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

SUSQ
07-06-2007, 07:50 PM
I'm speechless. However, for some reason I'd really like to have a couple of vanilla milkshakes right about about now.

GRB
07-07-2007, 07:26 PM
Where are their tummies??

x Baldwin Motion
07-08-2007, 12:15 AM
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Where are their tummies??

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http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q101/65z13/syctummy.jpg

rare1
07-08-2007, 01:41 AM
[ QUOTE ]
I'm speechless. However, for some reason I'd really like to have a couple of vanilla milkshakes right about about now.

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"Milkshakes" http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif

nuch_ss396
07-08-2007, 02:46 AM
Chris,

Nice effort with the SYC logos, but they have to follow the
"flow" of the fabric. Being that the fabric is most likely stretched
to its maximum tensil strength, don't know that the SYC logos
would stay intact.......... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif Would hate to see fabric failure........

Steve

rare1
07-09-2007, 02:18 AM
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Chris,

Nice effort with the SYC logos, but they have to follow the
"flow" of the fabric. Being that the fabric is most likely stretched
to its maximum tensil strength, don't know that the SYC logos
would stay intact.......... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/naughty.gif Would hate to see fabric failure........

Steve

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http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hmmm.gifThats just you & your opinion........But i would bet their is a few here that would love to see a fabic failure and get their "HANES" on them!!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dunno.gif But it is for sure being tested. http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flag.gifThem "HANES" lady's dont have anything on this test!!!! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flag.gif