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BBIGG BLOCK 396
10-31-2007, 04:10 AM
This is just a JOKE! So please no one take OFFENSE!



MATH LESSON

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Fifty Years of Math
1957 - 2007

Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950's:

1. Teaching Math In 1950's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100 His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980's

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990's

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok. )

6. Teaching Math In 2007

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

m22mike
10-31-2007, 05:02 AM
That is some funny S--T, sad but true !

Mike A

fastbowtie
10-31-2007, 07:23 AM
I agree that is the correct time line But #5 is A multiple qusetion that you check the box.

GRB
10-31-2007, 05:34 PM
Actually you can chose not to even answer #5 and still be correct. There are no right and wrong answers....everything is relative. I chose to cry.

Belair62
10-31-2007, 07:49 PM
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Actually you can chose not to even answer #5 and still be correct. There are no right and wrong answers....everything is relative. I chose to cry.

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Hey you know this is no BS...I went to a Parent Conference and the Math teacher said he wasn't really concerned if they got the correct answer as long as they knew how to get there...where were these people when I was flunking algebra ?

GRB
11-01-2007, 05:12 PM
Or calculus? Or World History?

WILMASBOYL78
11-01-2007, 05:18 PM
The sad thing is that a logger today is lucky if he makes $20 a load...spoke to a fellow last nite from the Adirondacks who is starving for work....between the gov't buying all the land and the "tweety birds" wanting unblemished wilderness, the forest products industry is being put out of business. Maybe they can't print the NY Times on a plastic http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hmmm.gif


wilma