Todays "New Math" - OMG!

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<font color="blue">MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM


Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use is real-world situations!






NAME____________________
GANG/CREW NAME______________
CRIB_________________

1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of 'powder'. If he sells an 8-ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of 'powder' he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to obtain the 20% profit?

5. Desmond gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 - 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income?

10. LeShon steals Juan's skate board. As LeShon skates away at 15 mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Leshon be when he gets whacked


http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/scholar.gif I got 9 out of 10 ... http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif</font>

[mockingbird812]

"9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed the Boa on one week's income? "




Kips gonna be pissed http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif , but then again I think it was inevitable........


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MATH TEACHER ARRESTED.

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a
flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set
square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning
press conference, the Attorney General said he believes
the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He
did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney
General said. "They desire solutions by means and
extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x'
and 'y' and refer to themselves as
'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates
in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used
to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'
When asked to comment on the arrest, The President said, "If God had wanted us to have better
Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have given us more
fingers............and toes."

White House aides told reporters they could not recall a
more intelligent or profound statement by the President.