Joke Time

[wheelhop]

Okay,
What's the differnce between a Magic Show and a Burlesque Show?


A Magic show is a Cunning aray of Stunts!

[rubbinisracing]

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[SSJunkie68-69]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patient
to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.'

The second , from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the
head and the ass are interchangeable.

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Hope this doesn't offend the No Politics Policy

[Xplantdad]

Another good one! http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif http://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif