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but he thought it was ![img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] Hey how about "ass,gas or grass...no one rides for free"

Re: I need some cool car quotes!
 

A friend of mine in high school had a 340 Duster and everyone used to say to him
ìHey howís your Dodge Dumpster?
He failed to see the humor in that [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img]

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Hopefully enough time has passed to find humor in THIS imfamous car quote:

"The car is sold, i already sent a deposit." [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Hereís some moreÖ

GTO = Get Turned On (I almost forgot about this one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img])

ìMy wife told me sheíd LEAVE me if I bought this car (sometimes I kinda miss her)î

ìI remember when SEX was SAFE, and HOT RODS were DANGEROUS.î

ìNobody ever caught anything from LAYING RUBBERî

ìForget the house! How bigís the GARAGE?î (my husbandís favorite, LOL)

Rita [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Here's one I like:

"Built Ford tough with Chevy stuff"

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Most of the qoutes i know have been posted, But we have some jokes over here from were i am from.

Why do Ford's have rear heated windows??

To warm your hands up when you push it to the garage.

Nick

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[ QUOTE ]
Most of the qoutes i know have been posted, But we have some jokes over here from were i am from.

Why do Ford's have rear heated windows??

To warm your hands up when you push it to the garage.

Nick

[/ QUOTE ]
Very Funny,
GTO: Gets Towed Often
MOPAR: Mostly Old Putty and Rust
MOPAR: Motor Often Pukes and Regurgitates
I gotta go, Ill make up some more later...
Sam

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What do you call a convertible Ford??

A Skip

Hay guys whats with the Qoute thing, I don't get what it intails, Inlighten me please
Nick

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When people ask what your car is worth. The appropriate answer is : "about half what I have into it"

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