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I need some cool car quotes!
Anyone out there have any cool car quotes?
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FORD, fixed or repaired daily. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] that should get the ball rollin. One more, Drive a Chevrolet[img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif[/img]. Drive the best, work on the rest!
Andy Anderson 67 Camaro SS350 99 Camaro Z/28 |
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Ok - I'll throw one out there as well....FORD = F*cker Only Runs Downhill..... [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/burnout.gif[/img]
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How about these 2
FORD = Found on road dead FORD = F****d over rebuilt dodge [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/flag.gif[/img] |
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I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a F*rd [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img]
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My Old Pig Ain't Runnin' MOPAR
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Here is one from the 1973 Nickey Catalog.
"The science of modifying production automobiles which enables them to create more torque and horsepower has been an established practice almost since the four wheeled machine moved." |
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"If the use of the Chevrolet engine will be made easy and the very first attempts will be crowned with success, the appeal of the new [Chevy V8] will take hold, a swing to Chevrolet may be anticipated. This means the development of a range of special parts -camshafts, valves, springs, manifolds, pistons, and such which will be made available to the public".
From a letter to Chevy Engineering by ZORA ARKUS-DUNTOV 1953 |
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"A man with a good car needs no justification." -Ministry
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Oldie but a goodie:
"Injection is nice but I'd rather be BLOWN." -Ron Jeremy (?) Was that Ministry quote from "Jesus built my Hot Rod"? |
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Hung like a heater hose on a Mack truck.... author unknown.
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Yep, Jesus Built My Hot Rod...or it was on the poster I had in the garage for the album!
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"Snarl softly and carry a big stick" --From the magazine ad for the '69 H/O [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/3gears.gif[/img]
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wow......
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GTO= Gas,Tires,and Oil. GTO= Garbage Truck with Overdrive. NAACP= National Association for the Advancement of Chevy Products! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img]
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GTO = "Girls Take Over"
(Pontiac really used this in an ad) Rita [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] |
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GTO= GET the TOOLS OUT
MOPAR= Mostly old parts and rust MOPAR= Majorly over powered and respected |
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The Pontiac one I know is not politically correct.
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Bel Air, its NOT a Cadillac. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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but he thought it was ![img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/haha.gif[/img] Hey how about "ass,gas or grass...no one rides for free"
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A friend of mine in high school had a 340 Duster and everyone used to say to him
ìHey howís your Dodge Dumpster? He failed to see the humor in that [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/headbang.gif[/img] |
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Hopefully enough time has passed to find humor in THIS imfamous car quote:
"The car is sold, i already sent a deposit." [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] |
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Hereís some moreÖ
GTO = Get Turned On (I almost forgot about this one [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]) ìMy wife told me sheíd LEAVE me if I bought this car (sometimes I kinda miss her)î ìI remember when SEX was SAFE, and HOT RODS were DANGEROUS.î ìNobody ever caught anything from LAYING RUBBERî ìForget the house! How bigís the GARAGE?î (my husbandís favorite, LOL) Rita [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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Here's one I like:
"Built Ford tough with Chevy stuff" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Most of the qoutes i know have been posted, But we have some jokes over here from were i am from.
Why do Ford's have rear heated windows?? To warm your hands up when you push it to the garage. Nick |
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Most of the qoutes i know have been posted, But we have some jokes over here from were i am from. Why do Ford's have rear heated windows?? To warm your hands up when you push it to the garage. Nick [/ QUOTE ] Very Funny, GTO: Gets Towed Often MOPAR: Mostly Old Putty and Rust MOPAR: Motor Often Pukes and Regurgitates I gotta go, Ill make up some more later... Sam |
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What do you call a convertible Ford??
A Skip Hay guys whats with the Qoute thing, I don't get what it intails, Inlighten me please Nick |
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When people ask what your car is worth. The appropriate answer is : "about half what I have into it"
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Up in Canada we use these ones:
Mopar- Move over people are racing Dodge: Does Ontario deserve garbage everywhere Plymouth: Please leave your money order under the hood these are all in fun guys [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beers.gif[/img] |
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Automatics are for getting groceries.
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I think this one really says it all for all of us car "Nuts" on this Forum???
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I apologize for the un-PC pontiac one, no harm was intended and I am glad that it was edited. Thanks for the help. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggthumpup.gif[/img]
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FORD spelled backwards, "Driver Returns On Foot"
Russ |
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Politically correct and for the Big Block fans.......
"Theres' no replacement for displacement." |
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GMC = Got a Mechanic Coming!
I once had a salesman at a Ford dealership (after my brother in-law informed him I was a "Chevy guy") "I'd rather push a ford than drive a Chevy!" I told him; "It's a good thing you feel that way!" |
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GMC=Garage Mechanic's Companion"
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A guy at work today had one....GM= God's Mistake [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/no.gif[/img]
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Question:
How do you become a millionaire in the Car Business? Answer: Start with two million Applies to all but Charlie |
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