Joke
 

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:

Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:

$5.00 which includes a tip



(This is where it gets scary !)



Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20
years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where's your Ferrari? [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/beers.gif[/img]

Stay thirsty my friend's [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Joke
 

Lol

Re: Joke
 

Good ONE!!

Re: Joke
 

I like it, and I like beer!!
[img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/beers.gif[/img]

Re: Joke
 

HA! Good one, Mikey! [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/biggthumpup.gif[/img]

Cheers to that! [img]<<GRAEMLIN_URL>>/beers.gif[/img]

Dave