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Blonde Joke - a clean one!
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there." If you're not sure what a 710 is, click the attachment! |
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I posted that joke here last month https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif
Here's another "clean" one: The Blonde and the Snow Plow: A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her; "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart?" https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...s/rolleyes.gif |
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Sorry! I don't read this section too much, and thought some humour was needed!
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No biggie! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/smile.gif I agree with you about this place needing some humor https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif
Here's another "clean" one (well, sorta) https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif Blonde Shampoo A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor. Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders." To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?" https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif |
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Maybe these jokes should be posted in the Yenko Camaro thread - that could definitely use some humor https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif
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OH MAN - I got shoulders from a blonde once, and let me tell you..............if you can find one that knows what shoulders is, she's a keeper.......... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif
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Damn Rita.. you sure are tough on the blondes... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif could it be because you are Brunette?? https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gifhttps://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/scholar.gif Thats ok, All my EX's are Brunettes... they are my favorite https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/wink.gif.... wait a minute... Ex's.. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...s/confused.gif hmmmm.. maybe I should try a blonde now... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif
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Ed Just try to find one that is not crazy this time. I have heard that a blind nimpho that owns a liquor store is a lot of fun!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif
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