Don't be in any hurry to get married I'm told..
 

I'm beginning to see why.. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/frown.gif
http://portland.craigslist.org/car/87185124.html

Re: Don't be in any hurry to get married I'm told..
 

I had a friend down in Florida do the same exact thing with a 65 GTO Ragtop...He bought it back 10 years later though..

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My Dads line is it should cost a million dollars to get married and a buck for a divorce, Him and my Mom will be celebrating 56 years in August.. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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I like the Mikes Hard Lemonade commercial.

Why is a divorce so expensive??

Be cause it's worth it !!

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I've got a friend that has been married and divorced 4 times,every divorce cost him a house. Last month he introduced me to his new fiance and I asked him if he had a house he felt like giving away because he was sure to lose another one soon. He hasn't called me since ,either reality set in or he was offended.

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I think it was Carson who said.

"I don't think I will ever get married again. I'll just find a lady I don't like and give her a house."

But then, he may have been quoting someone else.

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They say marriage is like a hurricane,starts out with alot of blowing..

When it's over your house and cars are gone-

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Mark, That is the best one I've heard in a while!!!! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

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My wife (of 25 years) response is... it's over when your dead.

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A friend of mine was a Circuit Court Judge and he once told me: "Listen, son, you can marry more money in an afternoon than you can make in a lifetime." He married a very nice lady whose family has a major Ferrari collection, among other assets.

I never listened to him...but I think my wife did. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif