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FEMALE & MALE PRAYERS
FEMALE & MALE PRAYERS
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I Pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I Pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh!!! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind???" I Pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I Pray For a Deaf-Mute Nymphomaniac With Huge Boobs Who Owns a Liquor Store and a Bass Boat. This Doesn't Rhyme and I Don't Give a SH-T. Amen. |
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