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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep >the >chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 > > >No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to >marry. >God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're >stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 > > > > >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? > >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by >then. -- Camille, age 10 > > > >No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. >-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) > > > > >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? > >You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at >the >same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 > > > > >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? > >Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 > > > > >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? > >Dates are for having fun and people should use them to get to know each >other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- >Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) > >On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets >them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 > > > > >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? > >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the >newspapers >and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, >age >9 > > > > >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? > >When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 > >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with >that - - Curt, age 7 > >The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry >them >and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 > > > > >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? > >I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never >going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- >Theodore, age 8 > >It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone >to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) > > > > >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? > >There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- >Kelvin, >age 8 > > > >And the #1 Favourite is........ > > > >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? > >Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a bus. -- >Ricky, age 10 |
Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
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Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
Funny!
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Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
I'd wait 20 years alone to meet Anita.
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Right from "Leave it to Beaver"........
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Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)
Seems like there's a lot of Pam's here in the 'grown-up' world already? ~ Pete
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