I rear-ended a car this morning.
 

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the other driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!!


He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"



. . . and that's when the fight started . . .

Re: I rear-ended a car this morning.
 

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Re: I rear-ended a car this morning.
 

Too funny.....so a fight started....what happened next? You woke up on "Fantasy Island" https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ns/naughty.gif

Dan.

Re: I rear-ended a car this morning.
 

De Plane Boss De Plane.

Did Ya'll hear about the condos Tattoo had built back in the 70s. They were built for midgets/dwarfs with low ceilings, doors and cabinets. He let dwarfs live in them for free. They were called STAY FREE MINI PADS.
James

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Oh boy..... https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif


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Tommy https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...ins/3gears.gif

Re: I rear-ended a car this morning.
 

Baldwinmotion, was he driving a black COPO chevelle? If the accident was his fault,you may be able to attach his moderator income.

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De Plane Boss De Plane.

Did Ya'll hear about the condos Tattoo had built back in the 70s. They were built for midgets/dwarfs with low ceilings, doors and cabinets. He let dwarfs live in them for free. They were called STAY FREE MINI PADS.
James

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As many know, Herve Villechaize shot and killed himself back in the 80's.. What I've wondered since is did he have to use a sawed-off shotgun...seriously?.
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~ Pete

Re: I rear-ended a car this morning.
 

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Baldwinmotion, was he driving a black COPO chevelle? If the accident was his fault,you may be able to attach his moderator income.

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I know where you're going with that and I'm not taking the bait. I worked too hard on my signature! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif

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I know where you're going with that and I'm not taking the bait. I worked too hard on my signature!

[/ QUOTE ] Thats funny,you werent worried about your signature when you PMd me the post telling me it was perfect setup for me to respond. https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/grin.gif

Re: I rear-ended a car this morning.
 

that was the post about the lodging, right? I did not start that one! https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...mlins/haha.gif
I still thought that went unnoticed? https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...lins/dunno.gif

Mr.70 is very funny