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P.J. 02-01-2008 07:33 AM

The rediculous
 
check this out
THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE
>> YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.
>> Charlotte, North Carolina.
>>
>> A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and
>> expensive cigars, and then insured them against,
>> among other things, fire.
>>
>> Within a month, having smoked his entire
>> stockpile of these great cigars and without yet
>> having made even his first premium payment on the
>> policy the lawyer filed a claim against the
>> insurance company.
>>
>> In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were
>> lost "in a series of small fires."
>> The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
>> obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars
>> in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued... and WON!
>> (Stay with me.....)
>>
>> Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
>> insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The
>> judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a
>> policy from the company, which it had warranted that
>> the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that
>> it would insure them against fire, without defining
>> what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was
>> obligated to pay the claim.
>> Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal
>> process, the insurance company accepted the ruling
>> and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the
>> cigars lost in the "fires".
>>
>> NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
>> After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance
>> company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
>>
>> With his own insurance claim and testimony from
>> the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
>> was convicted of intentionally burning his insured
>> property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and
>> a $24,000 fine.
>> This is a true story and was the First Place
>> winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
>>
>>
>>
PJ

Fast67VelleN2O 02-01-2008 08:40 AM

Re: The rediculous
 
Thats a good one but very untrue!

oboym 02-01-2008 08:41 AM

Re: The rediculous
 
The events described above did not occur in Charlotte, N.C., or anywhere else. This is the latest (and most verbose) retelling of an old urban legend that has roots in humor.

Mr70 02-01-2008 05:24 PM

Re: The rediculous
 
Now it's ridiculous.

P.J. 02-01-2008 10:27 PM

Re: The rediculous
 
OH well
things were getting a little slow
PJ https://www.yenko.net/ubbthreads/imag...iggthumpup.gif


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