Forum: Lounge
08-07-2021, 04:25 PM
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02-16-2021, 06:51 PM
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Forum: Lounge
03-24-2018, 04:23 PM
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Forum: Lounge
07-26-2016, 05:10 AM
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Re: joke
One day a Kindergarten teacher tells her pupils, "Children, in this lesson we are going to use the word beautiful two times in one sentence. Lorrie, can you use the word beautiful two times in one...
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Forum: Lounge
12-10-2015, 09:16 PM
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Re: joke
Another favorite, possible already posted here.
Once upon a time an airline pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?"
The princess said, "No!!!!"
And the airline pilot lived...
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Forum: Lounge
12-10-2015, 07:55 PM
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Re: joke
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on eBay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I...
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Forum: Lounge
09-06-2015, 07:09 PM
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Re: joke
"Hello?"
"Hi honey. This is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?"
"No daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."
After a brief pause daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle...
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Forum: Lounge
08-19-2015, 04:40 AM
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Re: joke
A Drug Enforcement Administration offcier stops at a local ranch.
He talks with the old rancher and tells him, " I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs".
The rancher says, "All...
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Forum: Lounge
08-17-2015, 05:39 PM
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Re: joke
Bob Hope's last words, to his wife when she asked him where he wanted to be buried: "Surprise me."
Funny to the very end.
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