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this race he chooses the lane that everyone else avoided, has a .205 reaction time and veers toward the wall.............c'mon.
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and he had a flat tire...and the spare was flat, too...and he ran out of gas...and he got lost...and his map was missing the last page...there was a flood...and locusts!!!
Why am I picturing the scene with the late great John Belushi in Blues Brothers, where he is trying to explain why he didn't show up for his wedding day with Carrie Fisher, as she aims her M16 at him.