Here's another funny that floated in this week...sorry if a repost..
~ Pete
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "forty-four years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl".
Now, I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice
big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a
69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not
holding up your side of things.'
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV!.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to
solve your mid-life crises!