I don't think ANYONE would want the responsibility of this future "Darwin award" winner's actions ... the liability is just too great for his intentions, not only it seems like he has no clue how to handle a bike at speed, let alone (as stated already) how much distance he needs to get up to speed AND to get it back down ... The best thing to do would be to read a magazine with the test results of whatever he has or pony up and drag it to Bonneville (again as already suggested) ....
maybe he could be another sports bloopers star ...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_wobble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbCJV3SmH3g