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Old 04-10-2016, 03:16 PM
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best two ive heard in so long..holy crap..my side hurts from laffing so hard..


"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

"She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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