[jfkheat]

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The Father
answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used
a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

"You've Got Male!"