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the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold cocked him knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
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When the professor came to, he went down to the law department and hired a liberal pro-ACLU lawyer who not only had the Marine arrested, he also had him charged with Aggrevated Assault. The Marine was convicted and served 30 days in jail and 6 months probation. Then he was sent back to Iraq. The liberal professor was promoted to Department Head and became a hero to his wrong-thinking peers.
(Just thought I'd spice it up with a little reality.) (It's all a joke okay?)