[Lynn]

I apologize if I have told this one before. This isn’t a joke. It really happened. I have twin cousins about the same age as me, both girls, and yes they are blonde.

A few years ago I went to Mary’s (name changed to protect the guilty) and her husband’s very nice home for a holiday get together. I parked in the drive, and being it was such a nice neighborhood, I just left my keys on the floor. Later my daughter went out to the car to get something. Not realizing I had left the keys on the front floor, she locked the car from the back seat.

So... a few hours later, we realize what had happened. I ask for a screwdriver, a flashlight and a wire hanger. Begin the task of breaking into the car. It was a little chilly and of course, being in Oklahoma, windy. Mary is behind me while I (dressed in a short sleeve shirt, and shivering just a bit) am trying to catch the door lock knob just right. In all earnestness she says: “Lynn, wouldn’t you be a lot warmer if we pulled the car in the garage so you could do this inside?”

Blond moment.