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[b]TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE

10- "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC

9 - "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagorus, 126BC

8 - "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo, 1566

7 - "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877

6 - "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926

5 - "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937

4 - "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938

3 - "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2 - "I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head!" -JFK, 1963

And,.....drum roll, please, The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word:
"Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997